AWW this isn’t a bother at all! He’s one of my faves and my ~patron troll~, so idk why I don’t draw him more often. I wanna do a better one later, but in the mean time, here you go:
we should hang out during spring break
YEAH I’m off from the 7th til the 16th PARTY UP
-Navigates to amazon.com and buys a magnet capable of pulling online/irl friends to me- LET’S WATCH CLASSIC DAVID CRONENBERG MOVIES AND GET BOBA SMOOTHIES!!!
This is how I want to spend my spring break - my attention span is really cruddy when it comes to movies, but come to my humble abode and we’ll enjoy gems like eXistenZ and Videodrome!! And The Fly ofc cuz decaying Jeff Goldblum. I just need someone to tell me when the arm-wrestling scene is over while I cover my eyes ;_—-;
Also there are a billion ones I haven’t watched, so let’s get cracking wow look at this sad fantasy who am I talking to
Things I like:
Things that need to exit the planet:
Scribbly little skeleton excavated from massive amounts of photoshop paint
I’m a real life cartoon - a really, really bad cartoon, like slipping on banana peels and getting pied by a crusty old clown with a wildly spinning bow tie that’s squirting nickelodeon goo into my eyes and my eardrums are pounding with the roar of his hyuck hyucking and the floor goes out from under me and everything is dark and phosphenes explode behind my eyelids and they flutter briefly before snapping wide open and then I remember what happened:
I was washing my hands and I did that fucking thing where you accidentally squeeze the soap and it flies out like a high-speed projectile with a Hanna-Barbera sound effect and it went right up into the air before completing a horrifyingly precise arc into the toilet.